I had a lesabre w/the same paint. It saved me much troubles w/the ladies...as in they thought they saw me but I had plausible deniability.

Why’d the cop hit his brakes?

You had the ‘bobby brown, I don’t want to clench my jaw on camera cuz I’m full of cocaine’ look going on.

Can the engines be used for something that doesn’t have to meet strict emissions standards, like a generator or to run the saws in a lumber yard?

Your tip reminds me of dancers that make sound effects to help them pull off intricate moves.

I remember being @ the end of a half mile worth of cars, not having to brake @ all when someone did something stupid in front of a tractor trailer. Gotta keep those eyes high!

I can say w/certainty that Driv3r will make you better/more confident @ shooting gaps to avoid accidents. Nothing like looking in your rearview mirror & being thankful that you had nuts enough to drive thru a pileup, rather than get rear ended because you slammed on the brakes like everyone else.

Super fast jazz hands for the win!!!

I logged so many hours on flight sims, that by the time I actually flew a plane, the only thing I couldn’t do was land in a heavy crosswind. I think that using the MS Sidewinder 3D joystick somewhat dulled my rudder skills tho.

Orlove ain’t playing with these hoes.

I did everything but put rims on mine. Even considered putting a supercharged 3800 in it.

I have 210k miles on my original brakes & clutch because I do this all the time.

2-door Golfs got axed in the US right before the new generation. Thankfully, it made my particular model somewhat of a unicorn.

I put what you said into Google translator, but just reading it, I’d swear you called me a bitch ass shit packing booty eater. If you’d said that to me in a bar I’d knock your drink out of your hand, then feel bad because that shit was a complete misunderstanding.

I’ve often reached to the wrong spot when going between my column/console shift vehicles. Nothing like sticking your hand in a cup, thinking that you’re reaching for the gear lever, to get your day started. Add in a column shift manual & your brain is subject to go all ‘blue screen of death’ for a second.

She sounds like she can make a mean pan of rice crispy treats too...

If I so much as thought someone called me a “Bundesanstalt für Finanzdienstleistungsaufsicht”, I’d be ready to fight. Don’t know what it means but it sounds like they called me 30 dirty words & threatened my life.

My cousin was backing out of his yard & put this fine Wolfsburg Edition Jetta into the ditch. Me & a few other folks just lifted the front end & he was able to back out. Not really a bad way of getting stuck, but it’s the only one I had a photo of.

Check the ‘open box’ section @ Best Buy.

Check the ‘open box’ section @ Best Buy.