The blame would be better placed on the corporation that farmed it out to someone overseas for $3/hr while charging the state $140/hr.

A stage 1 (170bhp, 296tq) mk6 TDI can hit 150mph...but it’ll need 6 miles of road to get there.

Looks like the punter scripts from AOL are back...

How many of you learned about staging from Monster Truck Madness?

I don’t think Bill Burr’s wife would go for some shit like this.

I have a year’s worth of Dreamcast magazines if you’re interested.

Some states do allow you to do whatever is necessary to (safely) avoid an accident.

Working for the gas company in a company truck, in full uniform which includes a hat that says “METER READER” in 2" tall letters, & a picture ID clipped to my chest.

Fun Fact:

Like a winged bathtub full of pudding.

I didn’t see that mentioned in the article...

It looks like a Golf w/more rake at the rear. I’d drive the piss right out of it.

As long as it doesn’t interfere w/the old school instruments, any pilot that remembers anything from ground school should be ok.

They should partner w/Morgan & develop a supercharger.

Now I’m thinking you nodded off due to heroin consumption when you flipped the bug... just my theory tho.

Why not rent the whole park like they do for corporate events...

Nothing like rivets down(up?) the taint to add some excitement to your indoor beach outing.

It would be nice to have some of that premium money rollover to an escrow account for your deductible if you don’t have to use your insurance. The same goes for car insurance, especially when haven’t used it & you could buy the same car, similarly equipped, in the current model year w/the money you’ve paid in…

Isn’t a Camaro a horse? What about Pinto? I vaguely remember a Corvette shark, maybe it was a boat...

What part of his training kicked in here?