My friend with MS wants a fancy one like Selma’s so she can use it with her tiara.

Irina Shayk knew what she was getting into when she agreed to be his beard so I doubt she’s worried.

No... They were... raptored.

... but wasn’t taken seriously by doctors.

We just got a puppy, and we were *this* close to naming him Burt Macklin, FBI, but wound up deciding against it because Chris Pratt is such a dink.

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

She’s always been near the top of my “why hasn’t she happened?” list. I know we hate Crash but she gave as good as she got in her scenes with Don Cheadle. 

Where are Chris Pratt’s legs?? Were they raptured??

“Is there any chance these 2 aren’t fucking?”

Bring Riches back!!!

“look like a gay pirate from the future sent back to steal any attempt at universal healthcare”

“50+” is very generous; 70+ is more like it. Look at the hands; ALWAYS look at the hands.

They should just take one out that says, “We really want to fuck you!” and be done with it. 

got the crowd roaring when she railed against what she called “open borders,” and the notion of free health care for everyone.

Promise? ❤️ Your Nana

“Shoes on a table; Someone’s going to die” my Nana always said.

The pictures in this article didn’t load for me, so I amused myself forming a mental picture of what “Trumpettes” must look like.

I think one of the more galling instances of bad tast from the Neverending War On Terror For Freedom And Puppies™ has been the fact that a shitload of bad faith actors seemed to have gone into the service just for the boost to their political careers down the road.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the NRA is a terrorist organization that advocates for the rights of terrorists to commit mass murder. The only differences between the NRA and Hamas are the lack of religious affiliation and suicide bombings.

How DARE these pieces of shit use a photo of Gabby

GET HER NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH, DEATH CULTISTS