ZING!

But it’s on record. On Congressional record. For everybody to see. Forever. That alone makes me smile. Generations from now, Americans will be able to see, in serious & legal documents, that he was a racist, conman, liar and thief. Wow.

This is correct

Fat white bouncing ass. There, fixed that mental picture. Gag.

Oh how I WISH I could get outta the grey and join in with today’s fun... and all the glorious days ahead! Wadda ya say?  Please? It’s gonna get soooooo good!

I think you spelled fellatioing wrong, but we know whatcha mean

And then whip out the tiny mushroom and go peeper on the vanguished foe.

Oh, me too so very very much.

Yep

Sitting at the eye drs. Everyone is fuckin rivited to Sadsack Mikey’s testimony. WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM & HIS DIRTY FAMILY!

Outside. They’re outside, about to go inside. From cold to warm. That makes sense. Melanomas not so much.

I saw what you did there. 👏🏼

She’s a “Russian supermodel.” For fucks sake, these brainless 0% body fat,trophy females who know how to smile & walk in heels. What a catch! And a fiercely talented women like Gaga is lessened because she’s not as hot???? Hey caveman, fuck you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

April would hate him now. She would fill his gas tank with sugar and burn his FBI windbreaker.  So very sad when people turn into assholes. 

Absofuckenlutely.

Nope. My lovely little Irish nana and my wacky aunts had this and lots more ominious sayings. Yeah for the fey!

Dolly never really looks cheap. Over the top and comically country-chic, but expensive. Love me some Dolly..hate me these cryptkeepers harridans from tRump hell. Fuck them with their dollar store dildos.

Of course I cry like a baby during that scene. What kind of cold monster doesn’t? But seeing good girlo Luna get upset just broke me. SMASHED

You broke your moms hummel on purpose to cover your lie and she didn’t kick you ass into next week? I call bs.