Holy shit! Practically identical incident in hs! I think about it frequently and yet...do NOT feel guilty. Just don’t, maybe cause hs and home life where nightmares and tricking an asshole teacher was a plus for me. BTW, this was over 40 years ago!

Damn

Might?

Of COURSE all the women are lying. That’s what they do, dontcha know. Poor poor men, having to deal with those witchy, bitchy lying gals. They are evil, too bad the libs won’t let us burn them at the stake anymore.

Absofuckinlutely.

Also, can I please not be gray? Pretty please?

I picture his sucker-mouth getting stuck to her surgically enhanced cheekbone (cause she turned her head to avoid the-gag-lips) and having to break the seal by inserting a cocktail straw. Can’t not see it now!

Yup

Bags of barf. Just bags and bags and bags of barf.

Beautifully written. I salute your command of language.

Wait. “Never works again and has to wait tables and shit” Are you fuckin kidding me? Waiting tables is the hardest job on the goddamed planet. Don’t ever use “Waiting Tables” as an insult or as an example of a lazy, brainless job. And tip 20% for christsake . Damn, you pissed me off and I’ve never even been a waitress.

I love her face & want to kiss her little nose. 

“Worthless spasm of DNA”

I’ll believe it when I see it. Nothing he or his people do is for the benefit of anyone but THEMSELVES.   Never has/never will do anything unless it profits them.

Little Man. Said with the right tone of voice, a sneer and a belittling grin. It covers a multitude...little hands? Little brain? Little penis? ALL of the above!

O damn it’s up to 71 . It’s the spirit that counts!!!

Can’t even picture Malia and those surgically enhanced cretins on the same planet, let alone compare them on any level. FUCK the tRumps

Wait, what? How is she “wanting to benefit from her fathers position”? By going to college, a party, a football game and a concert? BTW the Bush daughters were constantly breaking the LAW, the same laws that would land a “normal” person in big trouble. But not those entitled rich darlings! And yup, make sure you…

HA! Burnt like a freakin cookie!

Oh hell yes!