On the almost 1 year anniversary of Parkland, I can’t help but think that teens are obsessed with death because people keep killing them. 

He’s going to feel so stupid when he finds out god is dead.

Churches/religions don’t deserve charity status. Tax the fuck out of them or burn them to the ground. “Jesus” believed in compassion without compromise you despicable fuckers!

I think the whole thing is that you’d be hard pressed to find a religion that is pro-gay. He believes in God and Jesus and stuff and wants to go somewhere to worship. I think people find comfort in the congregation. I personally don’t get it, if a church didn’t agree with my views, I’d stop going there. But where do…

I KNEW IT! I knew the Weekly Reader was fake news.

When will Christians just shut up about God/Jesus and leave the rest of us alone?

The more I hear from Chris Pratt, the less I like him.

Also, your number 2 is ridiculous. He's a high profile celebrity member of a church that believes in the same thing as Mike Pence, which is the thread she was following. Watch her in that Colbert interview and tell me that's disingenuous.

no yours is

Anyone who allows their faith to dominate their life is an idiot, full stop. There’s just no justification for following any organized religion anymore. The only reasons I can come up with for being religious are:

Is there anything more exhausting than a celebrity who recently found Jesus and wants everybody to know?

The day the socialism salesman came was always the best day of the week. We’d cash in our Accelerated Reader points for a Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza and a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book, and then we’d all spend recess waiting in the bread line. Good memories.

Wealthy celebrity doesn’t have bad experience with institution that benefits from his support. News at 11.

“loser teachers.” Man, go right ahead and get fucked, fuck face.

I’ve been a huge fan of Pratt’s since Parks & Rec, and his vocal and public display of his devout Christianity and choice of churches has been a huge disappointment. I no longer feel the same way about him, and while many churches seem disingenuous, this one is near the top.

Mmmmmm. Heartwarming bacon.

I’m sure the fact that he’s a prominent uber-famous celebrity who talks about how great their church is had anything to do with them being accepting of his particular sin. “These people couldn’t be bad, they’re nice to me” is always just an extremely dumb take, especially from someone like this.

Agreed. Seeing Jr in an orange jumpsuit, weeping before a judge before he’s led away would make me orgasmically happy. 

Would be great if the headline read “For the love of humanity, and the future of our planet, Amazon, please make your packaging 100% recyclable”.

How do I get a job where I can be a petulant bitch all the time and not get fired?