Wait... you actually have a weekly podcast about eating cereal?! I am as confused as I am intrigued...

He’s from England, boys! GET’EM!

All we are saying, is give cannibal witches a chance! 

Bump.  Free Tampa Baba Yaga!

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi Maria! MARIA!!!! I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIA!!!

One of the greatest displays of community spirit I’ve ever witnessed was on the L at rush hour. It was so crowded I could barely get my coffee mug to my face, but there was this woman hauling an obviously miserable six year old child who started to make little retching sounds, and someone else yelled “WE NEED A BAG…

Not really gross in the sense of some of the other stories comes to mind, but when I was 16 I was riding Muni home (in my Catholic school uniform!) and this creepy guy tried to show me pornographic Polaroids. I was super-grateful that two young women (I mean, not as young as me, but probably in their 20s) immediately…

I’m as down for attacking anything Trump-related as anyone else (probably more so), but that tween beside him is a cancer surviving kid, man. She can’t ‘help’ if her story is being used by Dump, and even if they had no doubt that she would be a prop, her parents still did good allowing her to attend to publicize her…

My guess is he doesn’t have a frontal lobe.  

I caught a ton of late night shows talking about the SOTU, but I didn’t see the actual speech because watching Trump speak makes me sick. From what I’ve picked up about it, Joshua Trump seems to have had the best SOTU experience by far.

How anyone could watch Kavanaugh’s congressional testimony and conclude he had the right judicial temperament for the Supreme Court is beyond mind-boggling. Susan Coward and go fuck herself.

Perfect response to someone like Trump. Women are showing men how to handle bullies. Congrats to Nancy and Stacey.

Abrams’ keen understanding of that dance most families do to stay on one side of the working poor vs. lower middle class line is what resonated with me the most and I suspect with most Americans. She’s speaking to the majority of Americans who have less than $1000 in savings, who are one ER trip from losing their…

I cant see the tweet now: “Low energy Joshua missed the greatest speech of all time. Even though I invited him, he’s actually a Democrat plant sent to make me look bad. #MAGA”

Joshua Trump: so tired. Suddenly asleep. Suddenly awake. Then, embarrassed.

That halftime show would have been infinitely better if the screen had frozen on Levine, and then his lame fucking tats all turned into a Terry Gilliam cartoon.

Pat Boone has harder music than this overwrought candyass.

Friend of a friends comment about him “when vanilla thinks it’s hot sauce”. 

At the bar I was at, no one wanted to watch the halftime show. So I pulled up Prince’s halftime show from 2008 and Chromecasted it onto all of the screens. The bar was a lot happier and this may be my superhero moment of 2019.

Women on my Facebook were losing their minds about how hot he looked. This seems very try-hard. Like there’s no way he got so caught up in his music that this wasn’t intentional. That bothers me more than his tattoos. If Madonna takes shit for trying too hard than so should he.