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Let me ask my kids once I’m done yelling at this cloud. 

“I am a Christian woman and what I do know about Christianity is that we bear no prejudice and everybody is welcome.”

Mike Pence needs to shut the fuck up.

Education and religion do not go together. Period.

Yes it’s on him. He helped to sell a shoddy product.

It’s almost like most celeb’s “charity” work is little more than cheap PR.

I live in a house built in the early 1900s where the front porch almost collapsed. We located a carpenter to come by & repair it. He & his helper did a good job at a very reasonable rate, but we’ve never been able to talk them into doing more work for us.

Trump has an ass ring? Lots of people, good people, are saying it...

1) This is my favorite recurring post for the last couple years by far. Cannibal Witch/Waters 2020

Agreed. But’s not shortchange what an absolute moldy shit sandwich the rest of that statement is...

I still boggles the mind that someone thought a comedy in a WW2 prison camp was a good idea.

Heard on NPR something about why all these guys lie...and lie so much. It’s because they have lied for so long about so many things, that they don’t know how not to lie. Not that it’s an excuse, but it’s not that they don’t give a shit. They are too corrupt to even not give a shit. Being truthful is an alien concept

He looks like the benighted progeny of a hate-fuck between Mike Myers and Tilda Swinton.

Let them eat children.

When asked for comment Gidley stated, “honk honk”

Because these people are such avid liars, I don’t give a shit what they say anymore. We know they lie, prosecute them when they lie under oath, and I’m not going to give any more fucks about their denials or non-denials or whatever else. “Didn’t say no!” is not that damning because later they’ll just say no. Because

No! Someone who put “burner” into their account is a Trump supporter?! Who would have guessed?

Who is to say what a “crime” really is anyway.

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

I love how easily Republicans fall back on the “Michael Cohen’s a liar” defense, blatantly ignoring that he worked for President Liar McDumbFace for 12 YEARS.

Also ignoring that Trump is on video contradicting himself on the daily.

Hey to that one Kinja Trump defender who’s waiting for Liz Warren to do something stupid