Still better than paying a cable company $30, $40, $50/month for a bunch of garbage programming infused with bajillions (I’ve counted) of commercials.

Keep frantically digging around in that Golden Goose’s guts, motherfuckers. See if you can find the gold any faster.

^ This. Most of my “freeloaders” are elderly and/or on fixed budgets, and if a couple extra bucks a month for me means they can have all the free entertainment they want, that’s fine.

“The Short-Fingered Vulgarian In His Natural State”

He looks like a six-month old puppy sitting proudly next to a huge dump he took on the floor of a room strewn with ripped-up sofa cushions and scattered kitchen trash.

Those of us without 4k TVs

Fast food fries (especially McDonalds) are only edible within 5 minutes of them being served. If there is an effective way to rejuvenate them, it had eluded me. 

See, to me this is basically the story of their life for every woman who works in an office. I’ve seen this shit basically happen time and time again. It no longer angers me. It’s expected. It’s as predictable to me as July following June.

Photos of fast food piled on fancy trays and photos of trash overflowing wastebaskets in national parks should be the enduring visual legacy of the Trump administration.

There are lots of American women over the age of 35, too, and he fucking haaaaates us. So yeah, BS called. 

Normally, it has to be planned well in advance to be shoehorned into the extremely busy schedule of the president.

I still very much enjoy fast food. I had McDonald’s for lunch this weekend. I get it.

Are you kidding? He wanted the absolutely cheapest food available. He would have served a bunch of ramen noodles and pb&j sandwiches if he could

*I’m* fat and I’m down with fat-shaming this fat fucking orange shithead.

And the restaurant in the hotel....that he owns....up the street?  But hey....black guys love McDonald’s....right?

Ah, Billie Jean, what all the kids are listening to 35 years ago

He didn’t pay for it.  He just didn’t.  We know enough to know that he didn’t pay.  He’s not a billionaire.  We already know that too.  But they keep trying with the message... ugh.

He literally said “we have so many french fries” and “we have pizzas” using weird plurals and pathetic boasting like a combination between an alien trying to imitate a human and a shitty comedian doing a Trump parody.

One thing I’ve been wondering and haven’t seen anyone discuss... isn’t it really weird to be doing this Clemson visit six days after the game? Has there been a quote about why/how this came about so quickly?

What an amazing self own it is that Cheetolini’s idea of catering is sending out some aides on a Mickey D’s run because he’s too cheap for a real catering company.