This is a good idea. I agree that two times per year the lottery ball that comes out should be blank and that means that the player drafted at that spot should be fired into outer space. It’s tough but fair and as a law and order candidate, I support this.

I come for the sports dong, but I stay for the endless updates on mediocre Eastern conference basketball teams.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

For a second I thought Kevin Hart had made it onto the stage.

She crawled, but as a sign of respect.

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

Imagine if we didn’t have illegals in our country? There’d be no more drunk drivers!

Loudest, bitchiest, most obnoxious fanbase in the country...

Public works employees did a really good job cleaning all of this up, it’s actually not that bad here today. Everybody is in a reall great mood, fixing all the light poles.

I even got interviewed by CBS Philly, and I’m going to be on Channel 3 news babayy

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

I love post playing career Kobe. It’s nice to see him act like a human and not some basketball playing cyborg.

Dawkins basically transformed the safety position. Looking solely at ints is pretty short sighted. The reason not many safeties get in to the Hall is because they only have ints and no other stats.

If Cataldi is involed, the very worst of Philly will be too.

Oh, come on. You know that if she didn’t respond, people would’ve written op-eds being like, “Why hasn’t Hillary responded? Does she endorse sexual harassment?” Everything Hillary Clinton does and does not do is news and has been since at least 1992.

To answer the Sports Guy’s question, neither team says no to this trade. The Celtics propose it and the Spurs respond by hanging up and never taking another Danny Ainge call again. Unclear whether Pop also burns the garden to the ground and salts the ashes.

I was going to say “GTFO” but then I read that piece and.... well wow.

In before all the commenters start saying “OH SO WHY IS DEADSPIN TALKING ABOUT IT THEN.”

No, she became legendary for standing up to stalking and horrible intrusion.