+1 Dolly Parton double-d pindown screen.

Winking emojis aren’t automatically followed by a dick pic anymore?

“It looks like you’re trying to keep your leg in one piece. Can I help?”

Revenge is a dish best served cold, Blake ...

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Russ is like the little kid that would go up to anyone if he was called out.

Pumpkin pie is the worst. There is no debate

Early scouting reports say Joanna Rothkopf has a high motor. Bobby Finger is a high risk/low reward situation. Jason Torchinsky has a bit of a GLORY BOY reputation. Potential locker room distraction there

Admitting they’re wrong is one thing, but to admit that Hinkie was right? Get real. Hinkie is a bad GM because of “tech-babble,” remember!

Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

I’ve been waiting for at least an acknowledgement from Ley or someone that they were off the mark in using Covington to make the point that they were trying to make at that time. I thought the contract extension would be a good time to handle that.

Guys, make sure to chew your crow thoroughly before swallowing.

When should we expect Deadspin’s formal retraction regarding Robert Covington?

At least lonzo ball now has a couple more daddys instead of just LaVar.

All the skills of Stevie Wonder, except that Stevie could see.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

No, it’s very legit. The NY Times has done several articles on Nxivm lately (the main cult DOS is a subcult of.) Her high level involvement in Nxivm has never been a secret.

Don’t worry; they plan on coming out with a new cult with a much easier method of interaction with the public, based on selling the women they have collected. It’ll be called “Vendo in Nomine Domini Obsequiosum Vestrum Sororium”.

“I don’t believe that Chloe from ‘Smallville’ is a recruiter for a sex cult” is a sentence I didn’t know I wouldn’t anticipate writing, yet here we are.

Not to even marginally defend her but to be fair she hasn’t done anything outrageous or actively lessened the office she holds like literally every other fucker out of that family (to the best of my knowledge anyhow).