When Beckham hauled in a short out route for four yars, Rhodes hit him on his way out of bounds.

take it easy, dad

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

Have you BEEN to Portland? I lived there for 10 years. I saw 5 black people. Asian people aren’t as scarce. But it is mostly white.

I’m not even sure what “up” and “down” are in this scenario.

“Fuck Portlandia! Transmisogyny – Racism – Gentrification – Queer Antagonism – Devaluation of Feminist Discourse.”

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”

In the metropolitan areas of Detroit and Atlanta--not just the central cities, but the entire regions as defined by the Census Bureau--the average black resident lives in a neighborhood with a smaller percentage of black residents than does the average black resident of the Milwaukee metro area.

It’s amazing how the media has whipped up a horse race JUST IN TIME for the debates, this has to be perhaps the most coincidental set of circumstances of all time! 

No, I think you are confusing him with Freddie Adu.

Per league sources: Chris Bosh will be returning to the Toronto Raptors as their masclot.

This is a link to an article from Saturday night from SNY. It was an automated link. The Marlins pushed him back to start Monday so he’d face the Mets, who are in the playoff race. Because he wasn’t starting Sunday, he was free to go boating with his friends.

All the Abrahamic religions are all remarkably similar. They like to pretend they’re not, but whenever the religion is allowed free reign, the same groups of people get subjugated or killed.

Um, forgive me for asking this, but did all this help you get over the breakup?

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no?

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.