Non-speaking, trolling online serial killer?? ... south park called it:

The only criminal thing here is your grandma.

I dunno if he deleted it or not but Manti Te'o's "Real eyes realize real lies" tweet that made rounds after the Lennay Kekua story broke was priceless. I still laugh at that.

Ok we got the joke first time. It was eh. No need to pound home the punch line.

[Madoff's was better]

I'd argue that he looks better at 86 than I do at 29.

He's a heart attack and a tumor away from the new Gordie Howe hat-trick.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks Superman is a really dumb superhero.

And a good deal of residents.

sex in general

An American Wherewolf In London

And that wouldn't happen under reform?

Sorry but... is he spraying Ebola around the studio? Because that just seems irresponsible. At least wear a face mask, Doctor.

You're the kind of Jets fan who makes it embarrassing for me to be a Jets fan.

Thank you for eliminating the Cardinals.

I've heard bumps can be time-released.

He coulda been on 30 other teams as well.

I've seen that video. Hot dudes, poor production value.

Okay bears, don't say we never did anything for you

Let the Bears pay the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax.