In his defense, he’s an athlete. And they’re allowed to do whatever they want.

I reallllllly hope their looming legal problems cut into their advertising budgets.

Does anyone actually play this shit?

What’s the current opinion on in-flight masturbation? Always? Sometimes?

Stocks continues to plummet for Chippy Hubris. Investors looking to diversify their visor holdings.

A hockey player is always a gentleman.

Yea. It’s pretty nice. Peter King is here, and we regularly have super fresh Skyline Chili.

It’s not so much a rock as it is a fully-petrified piece of shit. And by fully-petrified piece of shit, I mean Roger Goodell.

I’m beginning to think the NFL is more concerned with making money than it is in humanity’s collective quality of life.

I COULD GET A BIG CHECK.

I deny it. Walton was great, but loses that top-5 status due to his fragility... which sucks because it was really out of his control.

“... some of you people are morons.”

A lot of the defense for the Pats has been “If they cheated, then explain why they won so much.” It doesn’t make sense ... much like my first paragraph.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

It’s Friday right now, but this song makes me long for The Weeknd.

Me too! But I’m not really sure what that has to do with my joke.

I’m so tired of Ben Roethlisberger trying to shove his shit down people’s throats.

What the fuck?

My favorite thing was the time Drew used CAPS LOCK.

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