Beat with the ugly stick, fetal alcohol syndrome, dealers choice.

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

Right back at ya, from the opposite side. For MONTHS bernie supporters have been mercilessly trolling Hillary’s fb page, calling her a criminal and for her to be jailed, misrepresenting her record, repeating ths republican smears and viciously attacking her supporters who defended her. Literally within minutes of her…

#kristallnacho

Considering that he has exactly zero percent odds of winning the nomination, does anyone else feel that Bernie is actively trying to fuck over the Democrats at this point?

The real question is, is she gonna be a Sarandon-type and perhaps tell kids not to vote in the general, or to vote for Trump, because it will bring the “revolution” (lol sure) faster than if Hillary is president? Because if yes, fuck her. If she’s just in it for the ride until Hillary wins the nomination, fine.

The person who is against feminism and thinks it’s important to sunbathe her vagina?

Yeah. What’s wrong with “first one to drive 500 miles wins"?

I guess you could say she knows FA about anthem singing!

I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.

George W Bush has no perspective.

Sure. And the KKK has “never...taken a position on the criminalization of being black.”

I love the matching track suits, too. So good.

Who wants a little Trump roast?

And the sad part is, my first thought on seeing the headline is that Putin can do better.

Who’s Putin it to who?

Madrid definitely lost a few Michelin stars over this.

In General, it’s not a Goodyear for those people.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”