These poor guys are so fucked. They might as well be in North Korea.

They should make the whole plane out of the black spokeswoman.

Soon she found herself in another stairwell, where there was one guard sobbing hysterically and screaming and another dismissing anyone who turned to him for help or leadership by yelling that he didn’t want to die tonight, either.

A couple of years ago, I watched this really entertaining documentary on Netflix where this Euro guy deconstructs several films using Marxist theory. I wish I could remember the title of the doc, but I can’t. Anyway, the guy says that because of the socioeconomic class differences between Rose and Jack, once they hook…

I’m so old, I remember when random junk like this DID sell for outrageous amounts of money on ebay.

I guess those cops never saw Godfather II:

The cops thought the woman was a suicide bomber with a bomb in her backpack, so they grabbed her and her bomb-laden backpack and threw them to the ground. Six cops did this. So who, exactly, acted suicidal in this scenario? I give up. Again.

I guess I have to say this, since nobody else has or will: The most outrageous thing Trump said was that, if elected, Hillary and/or her Supreme Court nominees would do away with the 2nd amendment, and that there’d be nothing those white goobers in North Carolina could do about it. And, of course, they shit their…

Your point is well-made, but unless you’ve worked at a car dealership, you have no idea what kind of goofy, dishonest shit goes on behind the scenes. My semi-educated guess is that the particular unit that was sold to the Indian customer had already been committed to another customer, or was part of some back-office…

Clint and his so-called Greatest Generation are dead-enders. They’re over, done-with. They didn’t just drink the Kool-Aid, they ate the bacon and the biscuits and gravy, smoked the cigarettes and got adult-onset diabetes. Nobody cares, Clint. You’ll be dead in a few years, anyway.

“if you don’t release our guys right now I’m going to kill you, I’m going to kill the Ayatollah, and then I’m going to reduce your palace to smoldering ruins in the next 6 hours”?

This six-figure marketing campaign is a total waste of money. Texas republicans, who have controlled every single aspect of state government for the last twenty years or so, have basically made it a felony to be against fracking in this state. But fracking, the activity itself, has slowed down to a crawl since the…

Sorry, Dr. Jill, but you’re 16 years and a Michael Moore short.

According to my intel, Trump has also been known to ask a woman, “Do you have a nipple for five pennies?”

As a compromise, perhaps “the Catholic Liev Schreiber?”

Sorry, but holding the RNC in Cleveland trumps (sorry again) any and all other national convention bullshit.

It gets worse: women who aren’t married don’t even exist in the republican world.

Yep. One bowl for 10 tickets.

I know, right? Sounds more like Taste of Cleveland.

Mike Pence is Bobby Knight, but without the filters.