At least Taylor Swift doesn’t claim to be a virgin in her mid-twenties—like Brittney Spears did.

4. Order more mothballs for Joe Pa’s statue.

Ah, but where’s the sport in that?

All I know is that about 15 years ago, when I took my boy to see the Pokemon movie, by the end I felt like I’d been robbed. Does that count?

Obviously, these congresspersons are under the influence of Big Balls.

I’m not saying this is how it really works, but many white students and their parents in wealthy/competitive school districts will tell you that the Asian and South Asian students at their schools are, due to pressure from their families and cultures, the most competitive students, and therefore occupy, according to…

Today, certain measures have been enacted to level the playing field. But, as the Abigails among us can’t seem to admit, the mere existence of these measures does not mean that the need for them has expired. White people remain uniquely able, in a monetary sense, to game the system. For a summer, at $150 an hour, I…

Many people like to live in their own country with their own culture.

It’s almost impossible for POC to vote in Florida.

Doesn’t Israel conscript women into its armed forces? Cruz should support it for that reason alone.

Right? White Girl Zinfandel sounds a lot better.

Rest assured, the President is always thinking about you, and only you.

Yep. Today may mark the day when Trump became a complete pariah to the media. His supporters have already become pariahs in American society. But the angle that fascinates me the most has to do with the fact that Trump’s “pariahdom” coincides with the GOP’s major movement towards unification behind Trump, because they…

The AD would rather Georgia coeds get pregnant and/or an STD than somebody find out that he gave Ludacris free condoms.

There should be a debate about who is the bigger douche—Trump or Bernie.

Every word of this comment is bullshit, including the ‘and’ and the ‘the’.

Well, if it’s any consolation, the Texas Longhorns “raped” the Baylor Bears in last year’s gridiron matchup. Hook ‘em Horns!

When is it not?

He’ll soon be a J.A.I.L.B.I.R.D. if he doesn’t change his ways.