Point of order: This happened in Vegas.

I don’t think she’s supporting Bernie as much as she is trying to set herself up as a viable alternative to Lena Dunham. And good luck with all that, girlie-girl!

Yes, there is a Hillary type. We’re called “grown-ups.”

I have to say this Weld guy’s got balls—not for comparing Trump to Hitler, but for admitting he worked in George W. Bush’s administration.

He’s Ralphie McMethface.

Shows like 20/20 exist only to exploit people—especially the crime victims. And in my opinion, anyone who watches these shows is participating in the exploitation.

With smoke from the tire fire bringing visibility down to zero in some areas, Spaniards have been inquiring, “Donde esta la biblioteca?”

Meanwhile, the word smegma is sulking in the corner, going “What am I, chopped liver?”

I feel terrible for the young African-American women in the above photo. They actually believed that white America would allow them to graduate from West Point.

The only thing that surprises me is that the guy didn’t slash the woman’s tires and bash in her windshield.

Two words: “North Carolina.”

My comment was about secession. Color your state however you want, but don’t expect progressives in other states to save it when you can’t even save it yourself.

Behold secession! Like almost everyone else, I’ve always scoffed at the notion that some red states could or would secede from the union, because I couldn’t imagine how, in practical terms, that would work.

Hmmm. I figured George Will would relate to Trump more, since they’re both famous adulterers.

Carly’s got all the Sarah Palin moves down cold.

It appears the FBI haven’t yet found anything on the phone.

I guess they obey the Honor System when they view porn.

He did a shitty job when doing his job. Also par for the course in Texas.

Is that Jason Sedeikis in the body kilt?

They should change the name of their account to: @aviewfromthepoles2016