Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Saban is the CEO of a football factory. Guys play for him to win championships and get to the NFL. I’m pretty sure he puts the shareholders ahead of the worker bees just like all good CEOs. He would have shut this strike down before it ever got started with threats of ruining the career of anyone who participated.

In the meantime, I am dedicated to ongoing dialogue to address these complex, societal issues as they affect our campus community.

From Wolfe’s letter:

There is no such thing as a gotcha moment. Either your answer is sufficient or it’s bullshit; just because you happen to hold a shitty opinion doesn’t mean you get to voice it in a vacuum or not answer questions about it.

Brian William’s comeback interview?

Well, I mean, technically he is correct — no one ever asked Obama or Clinton why they lied about meeting Gen Westmoreland or pretended to stab a guy or invented stickup or created an imaginary Most Honest Student award at Yale that makes so sense. So they’ve never faced exactly the kind of scrutiny that Carson has.

I speak from painful experience: He’s a narcissist. When a narcissist needs to, they rewrite their history, and they then completely believe it to be true. They don’t even consider that it’s a lie. To anyone who isn’t a narcissist (or a sociopath, I think), it’s utterly baffling. But to them, the world has nothing to…

Oompa-Loompa American.

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

Hold up. So racism trumps an otherwise anti-police website like infowars?

People are awed by violence. That’s why it permeates every corner of our culture.

“My wife is Sicilian...she’s at home.”

This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

We should get him a participation trophy for “Most Spirit.”