Look, Chris. I love you. You’re great. You’ve got a great message.
But either use Oxford commas in simple lists or don’t. Pick a damn style guide, you immaculately muscled adonis!

I will just keep reposting it

Listen to me: whatever beautiful Fiona my precious princess wants, she gets. Me, I’m drinking red wine with the kitties and watching Penn State and Ohio State football. And listening to Jason Mraz and talking to The Bartender (boyfriend). I love wine and conversations.

I found out this week my ex hasn’t signed the divorce paperwork.

This week was absolute shit. I feel like my dog’s dog tag. I hope everyone is taking care of themselves out there (internet hugs).

Ahhhh it's Zukkapalooza! My birthday shindig!!!!!

If you replace “home run ball” with “overcooked Grand Slam” and “Giancarlo Stanton” with “Innocent family with numerous small children” you’ll understand why I am no longer allowed in any Denny’s in my area.

Fevah Pitch II (2019)

Johnny Damon and Manny Ramirez would like a word with you

Fitz Boston fans to a tee.

Prime example of somebody Sullying the good name of the Red Sox. And his buddy absolutely Murphed it too 

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Rockets fans are now trying to figure out how to get a Supreme tattoo on James Harden, in hopes he will get a little defensive.

this is probably more pub supreme would have had all year than if the nba did nothing. 

You can’t give the father of a recruit something as valuable and sought after as tickets to the Civil ConFLiCT and not expect to get caught.

Do you see what happens when you talk to Ray Allen? Rondo and Garnett are on to something

Yeah, it’s hard to decide if they were being racist on purpose because their excuse is also extremely bad if true.

Burn the mascot of the opposing school... k.

There’s a very good article on The Root just today that talks about how white men use the bodies of people of color (and white women) as bonding rituals, that their casual cruelty against non-white men is how they bond and come together, which is why they always say, “This wasn’t intended to be racist!”

“In fact, when you think about it, it’s really the black player’s fault.  If he had just let a white boy play better, we wouldn’t be burning him in effigy.”