I compulsively add an exclamation point to it whenever I write it now. Mostly to my husband. Pretty sure my phone autocorrects it to all-caps, too.

I still quote that a lot. It’s the reason I voted for her*.

ROCK OF LOVE IS ON HULU??????

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Snoopy’s Christmas is the best! That and Dominic the Donkey are my two favorite secular holiday songs.

That sounds like such a fun tradition! I don’t usually comment but I love seeing Catalina updates. Hope you enjoy your Christmas!

Try mixing 2 parts good nog with 1 part Canada Dry (or similar) ginger ale. It keeps me out of the bathroom after noggin’.

YAS GAWD. Seriously, nog is the only good thing about winter. I’m lactose intolerant and my favorite way to have it is 2 parts full-fat Hood golden eggnog (no substitutions! if I ever move out of the northeast I’m screwed) and 1 part ginger ale. It sounds crazy but it lightens up the nog, makes it a little fizzy, and…

That was beautiful.

At this point of 07 I was 16, a junior in HS, AFJROTC cadet, Good Churchgoer (TM), HusbandVader was BoyfriendVader for about a year, I’d just gotten a job at Build A Bear, and it would be 6 more years before I got my drivers license. I made out with other girls for attention at lunch. I was three months away from my…

Ah awesome, thank you so much!

Not sure about with embryo adoption, I know they do with sperm and egg donation. I’m sure they do, they seem to be pretty on top of things!

A hard part of infertility (for me anyway) is looking for private secular organizations. If we end up going to embryo adoption or traditional adoption it’s going to be a bit of a struggle to find those groups because I sure as shit don’t want to give my money to anti-choice orgs that will do whatever it takes to…

Technically they did adopt. Embryo adoption is less expensive than traditional adoption and there’s far less risk that the process will fail (beyond the usual risk of miscarriage or a failed transfer). For folks who believe that life begins when sperm meets egg, this is a great option.

I think Hazel means “become pregnant without assistance.” And even then, both parties would have to be carriers of the gene for them to have a 25% chance to have a child with CF. Which is totally possible and I see why they wouldn’t want to take the risk!

Swish Swish would have been way better if it was just Nicki Minaj.

I’m hoping I can. Not tonight because I am in No Mood, but next time he calls me we’re gonna have a heart-to-heart and/or heart-to-slap.

My best friend (liberal white dude) posted a “not all men” comment in response to another woman’s comment about how men are trash and I almost screamed out loud in Panera. I’m so tired of everyone being garbage.

The loud purrs at the beginning of the video!!! What Good Critters.

If you’re a bad person then I am too. I have a list of people whose student loans/mortgages/car debts/whatever I’d pay off if I won the lottery.