YESSSSSSS. Renée would have been amazing (especially since she can actually act).

Jesus, those scumbags are, well, scum.

I would 100% buy my Pats fan dad a Kaep jersey just to see how long it’d take me to get disowned. I’d buy one for me, too, because I like Kaep even though I’m not a football fan anymore.

Oh squee!!

Alriiiiiiiiight! She just needs some doggy wine!

Sorry, Snooks, it’s happening.

I’m rewatching Jersey Shore on Hulu! The Italy season is the best. #FPC

TIL that New York is still on VH1. Woman’s got a hustle.

Donnie is Regina George, only not nearly as pretty.

CONTRACTUALLY REQUIRED TO LOSE WEIGHT?????

Came here to post exactly this. What an asshole.

I was going through my FB memories and apparently “on this day” in 2014 I was getting ads for his NH senate run while I was living in NY. Like wtf dude?

Am a white woman married to a white dude. This AS FUCK. White masculinity is so fragile it’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so damn infuriating.

Yeah, it’s from a Portlandia sketch a few years ago. That’s Jeff Goldblum.

I’d rather be the Pull Out King.

People are adding all sorts of crap to slime these days. Hopefully the kit included some of that stuff?

My husband is a meteorologist and so is our friend that we usually spend Christmas with, so for a few years our tradition was to get high and watch Sharknado movies. Sharknado is both the best natural disaster movie and the best Christmas movie of all time.

I’m an infertile person who has a SUPER dark sense of humor and even I found this line gross. Make fun of your own fertility- fine whatever. Don’t make light of someone else’s because this shit is HARD.