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The first few times I heard whatever song she has out now (with Calvin Harris I think?) it always made me think of Sylvan Esso. Coffee, Play it Right, and Hey Mami are their most famous and all are best listened to with decent speakers but by golly they are amazing. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr5AIK…

I've always wondered about the people who make this type of porn. Thanks for this well-researched and balanced article! You did a great job presenting a charged issue in a neutral and informative way.

One of the first weeks I was with the boy I nanny, he was three and bit me on the leg for no reason. I got down, looked him in the eye, and said in my Teacher Voice, "You do not get to bite me." His eyes got REALLY big and he stammered out an apology, and he hasn't bitten me since in over a year. We still have

Who's taking care of Jenelle's babies? Only the baddest bitch in North Carolina.

I'd love to snark but this honestly just makes me sad.

Dear Jessa Duggar-

Fuck yeah, rural NH. I got married in Plymouth and made everyone schlep up from Massachusetts and the Manchester area and they hated me for it. Luckily the college bars were all open.

I was having a PERFECTLY FINE day, and then that Lea Michele piece knocked me over. BRB, crying forever.

The first suggestion makes me think of Scooby Doo. Ruh-roh!

I was eight, my brother was four or five. He had a crush on a friend of mine that lived across the street, so OF COURSE I exploited it. One Saturday I had another friend over. We three were playing upstairs, Daddy was napping or watching TV downstairs, Mom was at work. For some reason I decided that my brother should

My husband is a meteorologist and if our future baby doesn't get THIS excited about the weather, I'm pretty sure he'll place it for adoption.

I don't know about implications for the show, but Lena Headey's pregnancy will be GREAT for fanfic writers everywhere.

This is still my OTP for Cumberbunchesofoats

The Access Hollywood clips are fantastic. You can just see how DONE he is with the whole series and it slays me.

Anyone who judges you for liking JWOWW needs to be gone, stat. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Rihanna looks like Mother Ginger and it gives me life. Polichinelles for everyone!!

Ice cream cake is perfect any time of year. If you don't agree, you're a communist.

The struggle is so real. I nanny a 7 y/o girl and her 4 y/o brother. She loves Frozen and Barbies and sharks and history. She wants to be a scientist when she grows up (but writes "mommy" whenever someone asks because it's easier. I'm working on that one). They have amazing parents who are really encouraging of ALL

Ron Swanson and Tammy 2's love makes me so happy. They're pretty much my relationship role-models (in real life, not on Parks and Rec, obv).

I mean, I don't work for Jez but...