I remember ESPN’s old Page 2 site republished the Federer article sometime around 2006, and I was completely absorbed by it. I hadn’t read any of his other work at that point, but I just remember sitting there at my desk, spending almost a whole hour just reading this article about tennis, completely ignoring the fact…

My boss got some post game player access when Plummer was playing once. It was some sort of raffle that he won from some CSU Alum dinner event. It was after they lost to the chargers at home and the whole team was upset after the game. Jake walked in, grabbed a coors light out of the cooler, looked at my boss and…

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Hey good thing that ball wainwright above that bird.

It really is a shame that they didn’t have those super sophisticated microphones back when Randy Johnson hit that bird. We could have found out if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Greece not weak!

Just what Sacramento needs: Another flavor of batshit crazy.

I was actually just trying to make a joke, but I guess if we are being serious about people neither of us know, I don’t actually see what the issue is. They had a relationship and broke up. This happens literally every day. And AFTER they broke up, not during and not before, she found out she was pregnant. This also…

“Exactly.”

I just assumed that’s where Affleck stuffed his dead call girls...Excuse me, hookers. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

More people were watching C-Span than the debut of Any Given Wednesday so Bill Simmons should probably just delete his account.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

And, “I am the walrus.”

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

After receiving a signal that “the urines were ready,” the young girl took her place in front of R. Kelly and closed her eyes.

In America, athlete give urine sample for authorities. In Russia, authorities give urine sample for athlete.

“Urine a lot of trouble.”