heycarefulman
HeyCarefulMan
heycarefulman

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

If we’re living in a world where we can no longer make Pablo Sandoval fat jokes because he’s on the shelf for a year then we’re living in a world that I want no part of.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

If he had done that at third, Pablo Sandoval would’ve just eaten Coco Crisp.

Video proof: @Red_Sox have immigrants doing the gardening at Fenway. Sad!

Can’t wait for Joel Noblet to lead Huddersfield Town to the 2020/21 Premier League title.

The difference here is that those shows have, in a very general sense, quietly gotten LESS hot-takey over the years. Even when they’re at their most hot-takey, a “debate” between Dan Le Batard and Bomani Jones or, say, Kate Fagan vs. Pablo Torre is going to be inherently infinitely less awful than anything Cowherd vs.

SportsNation is a twitter poll masquerading as an hour long television show.

Not to go to my go-to analogy too often, but this is akin to super-hawk pundits in Washington always arguing for military escalation to solve every crisis because “credibility”.

This should have been a story detailing how Fox Sports is flailing about for ideas and spending a breathtaking amount of money, paying a premium for ESPN’s leftovers, and doubling down on the one strategy that’s already failed by most metrics.

Horowitz developed First Take, SportsNation, and Olbermann while at ESPN

As a black man myself, I just want to know who Whitlock has pictures of that his fat, mildly-entertaining, self-absorbed, terrible writing, gas baggy self can continue to get fired and hired for new projects even though they are probably going to fail? I am not mad or hating, I just want to know who I got to get

1.) Wear a fucking helmet, shitheel. Safety first.

Becaus Jesus protects you godless librul!

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

Soccer has officially made it in America. This could easily be, like, an Argentine second-division match.

Let’s go ahead and talk about the elephant in the room.

Is there a point to this article? It feels like you left about 6 paragraphs off the end of the story

I know it’s a difficult decision, but I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I’ve decided to enter my name into consideration for coach of the Rockets.