Dear Racist:

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

Honestly, you should get points if you even manage to make it to the halfway point of this turd of an article. Yes, lets make a guy lose all 50 states so we can prove our party is still pure. Forget that when the primaries are done, 11 Million people will have voted for the guy. I feel like 20 years from now, Trump’s…

There are no party rules available for them to stop Trump at this point. If he wins Indiana today (very likely), and California polls are even marginally accurate (also likely), he will finish with a majority of delegates. The delegates will be bound to vote for him by party rules. The entire premise of Never Trump…

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

I know, I know. My bad.

An objective, reasonable take with glimmers of hope and shades of empathy? GTFO of here, and take your heart and your head with you!

Hmm...it is true that Miami/Riley has a great reputation for taking care of their players post-career. That should be noted somewhere.

Of course, the Heat are likely much more concerned with the legal and public relations ramifications of Bosh having a serious medical episode on the court than about his long-term health.

Erik Spoelstra, now Miami Heat coach, was on Loyola Marymount court March 4, 1990, the night Hank Gathers died.

"What's the worst that could happen?" -Hank Gathers

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

This is the worst.

I certainly agree that the top execs are not focused on what’s happening down in the editing room on a regular basis. But my Spidey Sense is wary of the idea that even some grunt-level employee is likely to chop out one of the most famous parts of that series. That’s like AMC showing “The Untouchables” and deciding…

I’m a lifelong progressive, I know damn well that Curt Schilling is a halfwit bigot, and I was quite pleased when he finally got canned. I’ve always like your work, and for what it’s worth, I’m a USF alum too. But your take on this seems remarkably naive.

Sure, programs are edited for length all the time, but you can’t…

If ESPN really wanted to remove ex-employees who have been critical of the company since departing from their programming, they wouldn’t have aired it at all.

Fuck you for suggesting I or anyone should watch golf.