I lost my job at the end of January in a corporate re-org, my wife is a nurse, I’ll turn 50 around the day US deaths are expected to peak, and one of our investments is a vacation rental.

The days are now divided squarely between coffee time and alcohol time. The cutoff varies day to day but has averaging earlier and earlier

Yeah. Rule number one of corporate communication is to leave no embarrassing paper trail.

Aerosmith have written five good songs in their entire career, the most recent of which was released in 1976.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

“I can give you a quote and potentially lose the sale, or I can refuse to give a quote, and definitely lose the sale.

I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad at these responses. It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

It’s called agile and it totally works for every industry </s>

As someone who owns one... not sure what you’re talking about.

#1: Acura MDX seems to be a good choice. Honda reliability, roomy, lux, and even a little sporty. 2016-2017 can easily be found for $30k with low miles.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

i refuse to click any youtube video that appears to have a man orgasming behind the wheel.

“This photo may contain: 1 person, beard”

When I was working in Radiography at a local hospital, there was an Oncologist who worked in a building attached to said hospital.

Good luck! When you get to inspection time, make sure everything works properly. Test every faucet for hot/cold. Make sure the fridge ice maker works. Make sure the HVAC gets both cold and hot. Make sure the washer and dryer can do a load of laundry. Run the dishwasher and make sure it works.