The 3 people over age 40 enjoyed this. 

This is misleading. Most brokers are not charging you a 1% fee - they get a kickback from the bank you take your loan with.

Weird, so mortgage companies advise that consumers should basically take as large a mortgage as possible and then pretend that those people will take all the savings from the lower down-payment and invest it in responsible, reliable options. OK.

Search out Roberto Baggio pk miss and see real heart break. The star striker for Italy skies his kick against Brazil in the final. Awful.

I didn’t know the AWD’s didn’t have those issues. Weird. 

I had the GIAC chip upgrade and open exhaust and it was actually really quick for the time (I think I ran a 14.2 1/4 at the track...again at the time, pretty quick and I’m not great at launching). I miss it sometimes as well, although I may just miss being young...

Ah yes, I became an expert at holding my drink up around corners while also shifting in my ‘01. I also became an expert in coil packs, window regulators and rear light bulb replacements. 

So basically all football players must be killing themselves? Is that your position? 

“Did chain smoking kill grandma? I don’t think so,” she told the newspaper. “Did she get lung cancer from smoking? Probably. Was that the only thing that contributed to her death? I don’t know.”

Damnit I just woke up my wife laughing at this dumb joke. 

The Sixers then traded his Mom to the Bucks for their VP of Finance and a Director to be named later. 

This is why I only do 100 day leases and only purchase cars with the JD Power Initial Quality seal of approval. Play it smart people! 

I am very confused. Where’s the rest of the article? 

lol - I was very up front with a car sales guy (their internet guy) about 3 months ago at a major dealer. I told him I already had financing lined up, I liked the car, please just make this simple, no upsells, etc. I don’t need to buy a car anytime soon I am just looking for a decent price and easy deal. He agreed…

My family was raised based on my Grandfather’s telegraphy skills. Bring back the telegraph and knock off this whole telephone, cell phone, internet bullshit! 

What a fucking moron. The back-flips some people are doing to try and justify this stuff is amazing.

I have metacarpal of pitchers like him. These guys always save double digits each year. They are total knuckle-heads, but you have to hand it to them they usually perform.

Hot damn, I’ve got our new team name now, thanks! Thundercrusher Explosion!!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I was going to go with something like:

I have never met a “prankster” that was actually funny.