So basically all football players must be killing themselves? Is that your position? 

“Did chain smoking kill grandma? I don’t think so,” she told the newspaper. “Did she get lung cancer from smoking? Probably. Was that the only thing that contributed to her death? I don’t know.”

Damnit I just woke up my wife laughing at this dumb joke. 

The Sixers then traded his Mom to the Bucks for their VP of Finance and a Director to be named later. 

This is why I only do 100 day leases and only purchase cars with the JD Power Initial Quality seal of approval. Play it smart people! 

I am very confused. Where’s the rest of the article? 

lol - I was very up front with a car sales guy (their internet guy) about 3 months ago at a major dealer. I told him I already had financing lined up, I liked the car, please just make this simple, no upsells, etc. I don’t need to buy a car anytime soon I am just looking for a decent price and easy deal. He agreed…

My family was raised based on my Grandfather’s telegraphy skills. Bring back the telegraph and knock off this whole telephone, cell phone, internet bullshit! 

What a fucking moron. The back-flips some people are doing to try and justify this stuff is amazing.

I have metacarpal of pitchers like him. These guys always save double digits each year. They are total knuckle-heads, but you have to hand it to them they usually perform.

Hot damn, I’ve got our new team name now, thanks! Thundercrusher Explosion!!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I was going to go with something like:

I have never met a “prankster” that was actually funny.

Yes, i would argue that if you have a lot of traffic jumping in front of you while using these systems then perhaps the traffic conditions aren’t appropriate for use. I would think an relatively simple fix is to set some parameter where if cars are jumping into the gap between your car and the one in front X number of…

After the slap her head went back and to the left. It’s not possible from Jamie’s angle. There had to be a second dick involved.

Keep up the (good) work man. Nice job.

Perhaps, but Hartley was still heading for a gap that was going to be closed. The flow of the track doesn’t really provide for a passing opportunity at that point.

They are living the nightmare of every parent with a young child. I am so sorry for them.

“In stark opposition to the Canadian pride invoked by the Villeneuve anniversary, the opening lap of the race was marred by an utterly bone-headed move by current Canadian F1 driver Lance Stroll.”

This is the Formula One article, not Formula E.