I vote for the cover of "Come Together". I fucking hate Aerosmith.

@Ichiro Death Glare: Ditto Countrywide. Nice underwriting guys.

Not sure why. Can't really jinx the guy anymore.

@Roto_Tudor: +1 trip to Outback

I'd say Whitlock is more similar to Paris Hilton in that both of them are whiny attention whores.

This page sounds cocktastic.

@UpstateUnderdog: And to think, people used to get shot over those jackets.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Carl reminded everyone that he's the boss when he banged Mona.

@Weed Against Speed: Boobs. I see what you did there.

@Bobby Big Wheel: He kept their rep, bro.

The MLB is doing its best to make soccer hooliganism look family friendly.

@SavetoFavorites: Bigger mess, Lenny D. or Todd?

Should have know Lenny was destined to fail when Jim Cramer plugged him as "one of the great ones".

@Kid Canada: Dude, needs spoiler alert.

Canseco has been checking the mailbox daily for his HoF nomination.

@BruschisBrewsky: He gives that hat his full endorsement.

@SEC_SPEED_KILLS: +1 missing tooth.

@ChiSwede: Spellcheck doesn't catch the grammatical errors. Always amusing to hear someone called a "twat".

@PolishMafia: Agreed. Boobs are better than horrific injury pictures.

If Mike Ness sat in more Lakers boxes with 4 hot blondes surrounding him, maybe he wouldn't have so much angst.