@Rory B. Bellows: +1 Faith +1

@scroggzilla raids again: No wonder he drank.

@ScientificMapp: Ouch

@I Like Cheap Beer: I just keep my shirt untucked. I'll probably never get a promotion, but at least no one will know I have piss dribble on my pants. #openmailbagtuesday

Randy Lerner's father helped move the Browns to Baltimore in the first place. Then they turned the reincarnated Browns into a fucking embarrassment. So yeah, fuck that guy and someone please shit on his lawn. #openmailbagtuesday

Where does Theo Fleury's junior hockey coach claim his prize? #assholecoachdigest

@Bryan Zebleckes: I heard OJ was great with his kids, too. /Just sayin' #brettmyers

@Nickly: I take no Joy in these puns, but it's about time the Indians saw the Light.

Isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Dash - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

@Justin Leon: That comment was a Time Bomb waiting to go off.

Fortunately for me, I live in the Deep South, land of tolerance and understanding, where the n-word would never be used.

@Sports-Pun: That joke was turrible.

@Karlifornia: + 9.95 in convienience fees, + 4 for handling and + 2 for sending a fucking email.

@Bob Huggins Shitty: I'll have to watch the recap with the volume off.

If Tony had this much fight in him 20 years ago, the Indians wouldn't have lost 100 games in a season.

How'd they get Kenny's gold PSP?

@StanGable: Ouch.

Ugh, typical Philly fans.

Logan Campbell treats objects like women, man.

Gordie Howe? Wasn't he that kid in Stand By Me?