The lil' feller had it coming for trying to block the runner.

@Ronnie Woo Woo: I always loved the Mean Streak. When you're not quite sure if the coaster is going to stay on the track it adds to the thrill.

@Paul.B.Dodd: Yes, no need to see the gawdawful wings.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Ah, you beat me to the Burroughs reference. Well done.

That is why I roll around in a 2001 Corolla. That and my low paying job.

@notificating da interwebs_Nick: Smells like...FEAR

Ain't no schadenfreude like Boston schadenfreude.

Hitting people with 12-oz projectiles may be Baltimore's thing but 40oz. projectiles are Philly's thing.

@seldomused: Can't wait until I can say, "He Gone!" Jesus, that is the most annoying tagline ever.

The Indians just signed him as a setup man.

I'm surprised the whole city of Cleveland hasn't turned into a real-life version of "The Happening".

Tough year for Wangs in NY.

He's gotta be on the Gawker payroll with all the free press he's giving this site.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Bet they have a sick ultimate team though.

@MitchKayak:

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: Everyone can see / Erin's talking to me / Then I Jizzed in my Pants

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Classic episode to be poorly reenacted later by Jessie Spano.

Cristiano Ronaldo had a nice car, too.

Michigan students party to blackout their school's performance on the football field.

It would be worth the $200 if they give you the brick as you enter the arena. No way Chara would make it out of there alive.