What better way to celebrate Patriot's day and being American than with a cold Budweiser?

@ShakeTiller: He needs Rush Limbaugh's lawyer.

@OchentaYcinco: Agreed, yes there are a few more attractive women out there, but it's the total package. May not be quite a Jill Arrington in looks, but certainly up there.

@StuScott Booyahs: They should spread the ball around more, instead of trying to pull it.

@Artie Fufkin: Puka shell. I know this from "The Stoned Age" if you've ever seen that modern day classic.

@Yinka Double Dare: Like the Divided Sky.

@BruschisBrewsky: +1. Wow.

@Larry Horse: Very true. I'm sure they were out waiting for a drunken celebrity to come stumbling out of a club when they got the line on this. Unfortunate.

The first of hopefully very few "Man drunk dancing at Fenway" tags.

The TB Bucks have a similar slogan that reads, "Come see our new tight end's giant balls"

Ted Nugent is a little old to be playing college baseball.

He turned the bike in to the police 3 days later and still got arrested. Let that be a lesson to you kids, always dump the evidence.

At least he didn't say "it's not about the money" which is what everyone says when it's really about the money.

@twoeightnine: Just read that article and fuck that. No self-respecting Clevelander would ever forgive Modell.

@The Ghost of Donnie Moore: Must have shared a towel with a very young Kellen Winslow.

@VTBen: The Frank Gifford one got me. Low hanging fruit, but still.

@Hustler of Culture: Less than Zero?

What's the story with diabetes?

He died? Come on now - *spoiler alert*

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: That kept me off the pot until well into 9th grade.