@7-8 Deville: And flippy-floppies.

Powell has already received an offer from the Dallas DMV.

@Steve U: Value Over Replacement Pussy?

I'm not sure what the big deal is. It's not like America has an obesity problem - especially in the Midwest.

If that virus was really smart, it would claw away at anything tagged "Skip Bayless".

Wow, there's a report out that this guy also arrested Zach Thomas's wife for an illegal U-turn and issued FIVE tickets. This guy should not have a badge.

Colin can't tell white people apart? He must not be white.

@Ricky And His Sticky Icky: Yes, but it would be strange fucking someone with bigger arms than me. Not sure how A-Rod does it.

Why are you being obtuse? Is it intentional?

Nikki, do your impression of David Caruso's career.

I don't know, she looks like she'd get down on her knees...and pray.

That logo looks like it may be more comfortable across the bay.

The Avs called to offer him a job but he couldn't hear it due to the rings in his ears.

Zuckerberg stole much of what became Facebook from his classmates and then cut them out. That being said, it is useful for seeing which high school girls became hot later in life.

That pose is hiding her adam's apple.

The judge said had the writer called Daly the Travis Henry of golf instead of Shawn Kemp, he would have gone too far.

That comment really made him look like a turkey...

I weep for the future.

Yes, but it's one of those crimes that aren't really a big deal. Like pot or NFL'ers running over pedestrians.

People that criticize other peoples' brackets should shampoo my crotch.