Iceland!

Most of our population lives right against the southern border. There’s OODLES of space! Even our most conservative province makes the US “liberals” look like actual fascists. Steer clear of Vancouver’s housing market and you should be fine.

I hear Uruguay is a pretty nice place.

Greenland will be ice-free in a few more years. Maybe we’ve given this whole Global Warming thing a bad rap? ;)

Well that job has become slightly harder now. :/

And then we don’t let anyone else onto the island because THEY SUCK!

We'll give you a hand in November.

That has always been the Jezzie plan anyway. We really need to find that small island stat!

Which would be both fun and ironic at the same time. I like the cut of your jib!

If you find a place, keep us in the loop for this coming November

Canada remains pretty cool.

I would say “I’m so sorry that your country is full of idiots”, but I’m sure Trump will win in November, and I’m going to hospitalize myself if that happens.

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been laughing at each story about that I’ve read — mind you, laughing in a “Oh god everything is so awful that there’s nothing else to do but laugh at it” sort of way, but still....

i’m in. trust fund kicks in soon.

Hey now, don’t get cocky — when it comes to making stupid and short-sighted decisions based mostly on fear and irrationality, y’all still have a LONG way to go to catch up to us here in the U.S.

Maybe we can all pool our funds here and buy a small island where us anti-xenophobes can live happily!

Don't worry. You have plenty of company. Here. There. Everywhere.

I think this guy summed it up best:

No, as I say, I’m glad she finally did call, well done her. But I’d like to hope that if I felt something was that wrong for a while I’d at least start talking to the kids or make an anonymous call or something.

I knew as soon as you said elbow pad you were a derby person hahah excellent, I’m finding them all over Kinja.

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