It's something I do dream of having someday.

I legitimately thought for a minute or two that this was a drawing of Rihanna kissing He-Man.

I was convinced it was a fool proof plan.

When I was about six I used to smear myself with ketchup and lie on the sidewalk pretending to be dead anytime I saw any vultures flying around. My dastardly plan was to catch one and train it to catch and deliver to me the neighbors cute puppy I so desperately wanted.

Sitting in my parent's kitchen in Ohio after breaking up with my British boyfriend of eight months. He Skyped me and started the conversation off deceptively normal. Got more and more emotional as it went on. Eventually he started professing his undying love for me (I was not into it). My dad entered the kitchen for…

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

This may be super boring, but that actually has to do with the size of the pigmentation cells involved in refracting light on those colours. There is a larger surface area to red/purple/etc pigments, so even as they fade the eye continues to see the colour. Pigmentations on the green/blue/etc scale are microscopically…

No, clearly the contract was delivered upside down.

Which one??

Now I find myself in a weird position of wanting to watch Geordie Shore because that chick bought that guy a fake vag as a "sorry we can't bang" gift and I think that is wonderful.

i agree. i think the generic english accent is the hottest for me. I LOVE GEORDIE SHORE. i watch it obsessively and i say their slang in my head all the time.

I think both British accents shown above are good. Any if them are ok with me. And Scottish. Especially Scottish.

I just wanted to be clear, because you're a little all over the place.

Just to let you know, I earmarked my tax money to pay for this particular guy's pizza, so lay the fuck off. It's paid for, we got it covered.

no. you get a set amount of dollars to do with as you please. if he wants to use his food budget on pizza, so be it. just because he is in need of assistance doesn't mean you get to dictate what he gets to use the welfare money on.

Hahah. This is why I miss teaching preschool. I always had them say what they wanted to be and illustrate it. One girl asked if she could be two things so we drew a line down the center. One half was her as a professor teaching math at Pitt, the other was her working at Wendy's. in her words, "so everyone I know could…

I feel like Miley is trying to emulate Yolandi and it ISN'T WORKING plz stop.

Evil as this person is, and despicable as his actions are - I read the headline without my morning cuppa tea - and what zoomed through my head was "abuse the server, you idjit? The sysad is going to have your nuts for that!"