It's sad that we value white women more than black women even when they have swirly fucked up faces.

Dear God, how could you ever make eye contact with him again?

My doctor likes to regale me with details of the Cher musical he wrote. Like Mama Mia but it's Cher.

I'm so secondhand embarrassed and giggling so much.

Only semi related.

I had a sales guy drunkenly corner me at a company christmas party and read me his truly awful poetry that he had been secretly writing on his phone.

In my Very Important Opinion this is the winner.

And I thought my former boss calling us for meetings, demanding 3-4 people's opinions about educational issues, then telling us "Well, in fact none of you are qualified to give your opinions on this subject. None of you have Master's in Education", and then *do nothing else*, was bad enough.

Now I can't get out of my head rabbits engaged in light BDSM.

Perhaps the worst thing about my job is the hard-on my boss has for management consultants. Thank you for justifying my skepticism.

omggggg DREAM MEETING have him call me i will beta the shit out of that

My mom's boss called everyone in who had too much email in their work mail and made them sit through a lecture about deleting their email. Oh, and none of them have laptops or anything so it wasn't like they could delete email while they were there.

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

Nope, unfortunately it still sounds kind of like the same guy. Once he went on a tirade about how cell phones cause school shootings and gathered all of us around to receive this tidbit of wisdom. We basically set aside an hour at a time to be lectured at, when he wasn't stalking through the aisles to make sure we…

Worked for a very Mormon attorney who had seven children and a devoted wife, as well as a habit of watching porn all day at work with his door open. One day he must have accidentally unplugged his headphones, and myself and another paralegal were treated to the sound of a woman loudly climaxing. She looked at me…

this is the best. i would love that meeting. i would have gotten super into it bc fuck it, i love books

Oh, my god, I had a boss who did the exact same thing. Is this a generational thing? Rabbits with ridiculous voices? He also liked to provide insight into the private thoughts of the raccoons that came around his backyard, complete with a song and dance (I wish I were kidding) he made up.

Michael Scott?

TALKING TO MORE THAN ONE EMPLOYEE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE URINATED THEMSELVES

I, HelloMC, read to family in best Russian accents