i’d believe in god in a microsecond if mike pence and donald trump were both to drop dead from the coronavirus in the same bed.

There was the whole thing a couple years back about how McDonald’s hamburgers don’t spoil / decompose... maybe he’s ingested enough McChemicals to live forever.

Thornburg had put Holly and John in literal danger by exposing that she was married to John McClane instead of being just a random high-level employee, and pressured her for questions after a night where she nearly died multiple times.

Play as Specter Kanye West.

Power. Some women thirst for it to the point that they will have Palpatine’s baby, be Hitler’s mistress, or pledge themselves legally to this ghoul.

Last Podcast on the Left makes this assertion too, but to be clear, just because horrible people and serial killers get married doesn’t mean that anyone can find love. What it means is, if you lower your standards so much that they include racists, abusers, and general creeps you will dind someone who will date you. It…

Here's to hoping he eats a bullet in an underground bunker after she eats a cyanide capsule.

Does BT from Titanfall 2 count? I mean, you kind of play him? But not really. Robot characters, NPC or otherwise, are always the best. BT. Megaman. HK-47. Probably some others.

BT is funny (often inadvertantly) and entertaining. He’s helpful. And you kinda get to see him/it grow. Plus, obviously you can’t win a Titanfal…

VW Beetle + video games. This is the first one I remember. I also still have a working C64 and disk for this. Who needs an emulator?

Hey there! I’m def not getting paid, just sharing the good word: Use Outline.com to get around paywalls. Copy link, paste, read to your hearts content!

her business model is the same as fucking alex jones. and we should be villifying her to the extent that he is. fucking con artists pushing bullshit narratives. 

Considering she’s mostly defrauding stupid rich people, and this endeavor keeps her from acting, I say more power to her.

$19 for a side of mashed potatoes?! 

You know, the most elegant solution here would be to just eat the rich.

Ultimately, Trump has managed to consolidate and elevate Russian influence in the Middle East, particularly Iran and Syria (and Iran’s influence over other Middle-Eastern nations itself is huge), and now Iraq is coming into that fold.

But sure, he’s not a Russian agent, just some “useful idiot” right?

Previously on GOP thirsty tough guys starting conflicts they can’t finish Presidents:

Ya, you can't simultaneously claim to have used it for impact over meaning AND that you were using an archaic and impactless form of the word. Even his excuses are offensively low effort garbage.

“I told him I have been using that word since before it ever meant what people are offended by today”

Here it is! All the eps are on YT.