Sure, there’s going to be a war with Iran, that’s what Saudi Arabia paid for!

The second he’s no longer President, he’s fucked beyond belief. 

So we’re basically looking at Shrodinger’s Splinter where old white men have been in charge too long and have economically run the country into the ground, while simultaneously an old white man is the one who should be the next one in charge because only he can bring prosperity back to the US.

Or The Expanse, for that matter.

“Donald Trump Jr., the slightly less embarrassing of the two large adult First Sons.”

Shoot for the sky, but aim for the couch.

I was a nerd when I was growing up during President Bush’s presidency. It was a small town, which meant there was not a meaningful collection of other nerds. There was no AV Club to join and there was no interest in forming any D&D groups.

Heh.  I wasn’t actually sure how to take this at first, but, eh.  I started out in gaming decades before I cared about politics.  Don’t think I’ll ever really leave it behind, either.

Can you even imagine Trump serving people like Obama in that pic?

Even GWB went to the front lines in Baghdad.

Ahhhh, I don’t know. Even squirrels can feel fear — it’s a pretty primitive emotion. We already know he’s capable of jealousy, greed, anger, lust, and sloth.

I feel like fear requires a sense of mortality and self awareness Trump doesn't have. I would find it much easier to believe that he is too lazy. 

The Great White House Reporter Purge

“In fact, the Moon is the safest place for any human. There have been NO human deaths recorded, ever.”

House of Saud

Was it Tom Cruise?

Oh wow, Final President Weird Al is the greatest idea in the history of humanity.  I’d sign that petition.

...Is it bad that I’d like to hear a Symphony in Batshit Major? Maybe I’ll write it myself! It will be spoken word Trump tweets played over Kanye rants with Nickelback in the background.

Honestly, the whole thing is such a bizarre train wreck, it’s worth watching for yourself.