I don’t really care one way or another about this, the only thing that strikes me about this is that I still don’t understand Paragons hero design.

They’re all just box art characters from graphics cards right? Is that the theme that links them all together?

The treatment of Michelle is reason enough to abolish it. An educated woman who wanted to tackle the unfortunate truth that most of American children are Augustus Gloop clones is a bridge too far. Enjoy your clogged arteries!

I haven’t felt this good about a physical assualt since Buzz Aldrin punched that Moon landing denier right in the schnozz.

The remix (sound on)

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Honestly? I’ve got no problem with this. I would much rather it be Ariana Grande than Kim Kardashian. Grande’s much easier on the eyes (and anime style friendly) than that demented a$$monster KimK.

Trump acting like a petulant child? That’s so unpresidented

first off, spoilers ahoy man. and also, i was talking about real loss. souls addresses some tragedies through abstractions , sure, but the background story, the loss of an actual human life and dealing with it, really is totally different.

Same as the Apple Watch! It’s a match made in heaven!

Take that commie shit out to the street.

“World’s Greatest Farter”

I, too, stuffed myself with Vienna wieners.

“Ted’s got cheese dribbling on to his chin, on to his shirt, on to his....where ever.”

I agree just make it 50% thinner and it will be perfect.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.