Hello mudda.

He can use it as his mobile lair, like the Mobile Oppression Palace:

Bruce: So you’re Batman and I’m dead in this universe? What happened to mom?

Is there a chance we get Die Fledermaus AND bat-manuel

What do you mean, “Imagine if...”?

I was watching a Coca-Cola commercial this afternoon about a photogenic couple who manage to reconcile through the magic of Coke, and the whole time I was thinking, MARRY AND REPRODUCE.

Look, if you’re just going to complain about the super-fauna, then I’m going to have to lower you slowly into the magma core of this volcanic island fortress.

Pay no mind. Some ignorant paranoid people will use whatever scary buzzwords words they can think of to convince others that MS’s telemetry is tracking your every bowel movement and selling it to the NSA or whatever.

Break-It Ralph 2: Ewrecktric Boogaloo

Meh. She could have met a worse robot.

This is awesome and reminds me of my fascination with military aircraft when I was a kid. It culminated with one of the coolest days of my life. Luckily my father had friends who had friends who were pretty high up in the intelligence community and the Naval ranks and one day while we were on vacation, we decided (to…

I hear it’s how Chief Quimby is delivering messages now.

In other words, a stylus, you pedantic twatwaffle

If you haven’t yet, watch Trinity and Beyond. An excellent nuclear test documentary with music by the Moscow Symphony Orchestra and excellent narration by William Shatner.

Goddamn misleading headlines....I got all excited for NOTHING.

Red Son is best evil Superman.

They have nothing to worry about, lighting doesn’t strike II

If you get the right boomers in the room, restored or not, that thing goes over a million bucks. There’s a lot of over 60-year-olds out there that think anything that Steve McQueen touched will somehow regrow hair, add an extra Y chromosome, shrink prostates and give them the virility of drunken howler monkeys.

Finally some acceptance for the idea -