He can use it as his mobile lair, like the Mobile Oppression Palace:

Pay no mind. Some ignorant paranoid people will use whatever scary buzzwords words they can think of to convince others that MS’s telemetry is tracking your every bowel movement and selling it to the NSA or whatever.

They have nothing to worry about, lighting doesn’t strike II

If you get the right boomers in the room, restored or not, that thing goes over a million bucks. There’s a lot of over 60-year-olds out there that think anything that Steve McQueen touched will somehow regrow hair, add an extra Y chromosome, shrink prostates and give them the virility of drunken howler monkeys.

Finally some acceptance for the idea -

Welcome friend.

as someone with nearly 100 PC builds under my belt that basically preaches to everyone to do the same, it still seems like you found a pretty good buy.

I think Arthur Dent put it best:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

No no no, the correct response to this is not “nerf this” it’s “reactor, online; sensors, online; weapons, online. All system nominal.”

I like big bots and I cannot lie

Full disclosure: I am a former Comcast tech and trainer.

Actually, after watching the video, 100% (yes, 100%) of the fault is the ASSHOLES that are going way, way WAY too fast for the road conditions. I see it every single fucking time it snows out here in WI, where people think that they can just keep going 40mph+ in snow, on ice, and without any type of snow tires…

And then they looked at you like you just lifted an Xwing from a swamp using the force.

Roll on, 110-wheeler, roll on

Excuse me...God gave me a gift! I shovel well! I shovel VERY well!

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He’ll be sleeping with the Fishbeds tonight.