“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

Pictured: Lori Laughlin’s son, USC applicant

First- and second-round sites for March 21 and 23 include Des Moines, Hartford, Jacksonville, and Salt Lake City. First- and second-round sites for March 22 and 24 include Columbia, Columbus, San Jose, and Tulsa.

“We’re so deeply sorry for this. From now on only old money will be given a, heh-heh, ‘free’ pass.”

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

Take it several steps further. Offer 3000+ Free scholarships for black American students every year.

Yeah, only a crazy-pants communist regime would ever consider just including most of the cost of higher education in with public funding for schools. Just like...oh, wait...most of the rest of the fucking industrialized world.

I still have NO idea why the government hasnt done ANYTHING to make these loans easier to pay off.  Not trying to erase my college debt, just make it easier to pay.  Pre-tax payments would be an amazing start, even if only for the gov’t loans.  If you make these loans easier to pay, a TRILLION DOLLARS makes its way…

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

“Imagine a Real Housewives franchise where half the cast goes Nazi.”

That jumped out at me too.

My warmest sympathy and best wishes goes out to the people of New Zealand after the horrible massacre in the Mosques.

The daily mail is active in Australia and New Zealand and of course both have connections to the UK.

They organized on 8chan: where the people too shitty for 4chan went.

How much did THAT cost? Man, kids are expensive.

DON’T WATCH THE VIDEO. The shooter livestreamed the attack and apparently people are sharing it on social media. Please do not watch it. There is nothing to be gained from watching the murder of real people. You do not want those memories.

Apparently LBJ had quite the large penis.

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…