I did the “pull your head back on your neck” recoil when I clicked through the link. Good grief. 

Oh, it absolutely needs to be filmed... for the presidential library of course.

I would buy the pay per view package if Champ and Major were used to evict him.

But Barack Obama is already married!

You don’t think 45 will try to sell her to a Russian oligarch to pay his debts?

Right? I could not possibly care less, to quote Sally from Peanuts, about what Dump fucking wants. His wants are not and have never been my concern, and now that he lost the election they redefine the word “irrelevant.”

“What is the downside for humoring him for this little bit of time?”

I’m not a big Rowling fan, but she has little to do with the studios decision to still pay him. Yes, she should own her transphobic shit, but the idea that she has responsibility for Warner brothers chucking money at him is something else. 

Actualy DoJ investigators right now.

I had my priceless Picasso painting stolen from me! I will provide no evidence it was stolen or that I even ever had it. But anyone who questions me about this clearly took part in the theft!

Shelter Cat Update!

In pandemic related news, I did my last shift at the covid testing station, got my mandatory covid PCR test, and I did my last blood draw for the covid antibody study I was participating in, and I do not, and never had the ‘rona! Masks work! Not like you needed me to tell you that. I’m less sure about the faceshields,…

Aah. Had a feeling, lol. Either way, he’s a shithead, and I wish we could get rid of him, like we have with Orange Julius Caesar. But even his bullshittery can't wipe this smile off my face today 😄

ILY 🙌🙌🙌

I mean...they did need to count like 150,000,000 ballots, which is more than double the entire population of the UK.

My god....real tangible sentences! Coherency! Grammar! Actual speechifying! No mugging! No clichés! No constant rehashing of dumb soundbites over and over again and expecting that to be an answer!  From a President!

Nope. Don’t even have a cell phone.

I made a choice a few years ago. I said Instagram is the last social media I’m signing up for. When it’s gone it’s gone. This was when Vine and snapchat were popular. I think social media is kinda unhealthy and I am fine with phasing myself out of that one. There are pockets of tiktok that seem good from what I can see…

Nope. Never used it, don't have time.

If you’re in reddit, maybe try tiktokcringe if you’re curious, it can be pretty funny sometimes! A curated list of tiktok, if you will