“I’m the president of the United States. I can’t lock myself in a room.”

You must be new around here.

I wish I could say I was surprised by this cruel trolling Maya, but after being the victim of the same thing myself I can understand how you’re feeling right now - although no one went after a former beloved pet in my case, and that’s just another level of despicable. Unfortunately that seems to be the way the…

As an Oregonian imagine my surprise to hear for the first time about these (sigh) exploding trees...

We got a sweet little puppy two months ago and she’s presently getting us through the stress of the fires in Oregon along with all the other general BS in the world right now. Your boy is so handsome and he obviously loves cuddling with mom! I’m sorry about your break-up, but it’s hard to beat the unconditional love…

Still waiting on the story where Trump calls the first responders suckers and the people that were dumb enough to be in the towers losers.

Give it time. 

But when it comes to campaign rally songs that don’t match the politics of those who wield it, nothing beats Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the U.S.A”...

“I stay up late.”

All the stars :)

Remember how funny we thought it was when the Simpsons depicted President Trump, former host of reality show The Apprentice, because of the extreme improbability? To quote Mayor Quimby, this stupid country.

At home you can wear whatever you want, and I choose to wear as little as possible... I don’t care how “advanced” or whatever those tights fabrics are, there’s nothing as comfortable as working out while going full commando. :)

At home you can wear whatever you want, and I choose to wear as little as possible... I don’t care how “advanced” or whatever those tights fabrics are, there’s nothing as comfortable as working out while going full commando. :)

At home you can wear whatever you want, and I choose to wear as little as possible... I don’t care how “advanced” or whatever those tights fabrics are, there’s nothing as comfortable as working out while going full commando. :)

At home you can wear whatever you want, and I choose to wear as little as possible... I don’t care how “advanced” or whatever those leggings fabrics are, there’s nothing as comfortable as working out while going full commando. :)

Yikes! Sorry, bad suggestion - I know I paid mine off early, so I must have been too young and anxious (and dumb) to notice that interest rate. But I think you’ll be glad if you pull the trigger and put one on your card... I can definitely recommend ProForm as a good, long-lasting brand. Just a little WD-40 here and…

I completely understand - if I skip my elliptical for a day or two, I can totally tell the difference in my overall attitude and ways of handling things like stress. I also don’t drink coffee, so my workout is really my morning kickstart. This is my suggestion regarding your current financial situation (similar to so…

I got my ProForm home elliptical almost 15 years ago and I still love it to this day - I just wake up and it’s there, no excuses. But also: no early-morning or post-work drive to the gym, no gym people, no gym smell, no gym expense, no horrible and unnecessary “athleisurewear” (my workout gear consists of an old Tom…