I lived and worked in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula (see: North Wisconsin) for a number of years. As I am originally from downstate Michigan (see: troll) I have been a Lion’s fan all of my life — my own shitty cross to bear. While living in the UP, I took my GF to Lambeau Field for the Lions v. Packers MNF game in 2017…

“THE RAIDERS ARE COMING”

My father gave me the best advice on why being a Lion’s fan is actually a good thing when i was 13 years old:

“The wave” shouldn’t be on this list or any other list...unless we’re talking about the Kingdome, circa 1986.

I had no earthly idea that ammonium nitrate was one of the famous “eleven herbs and spices.”