Steve.

Ted Didlio is still my favorite.

I still have that tour poster! Of course, in keeping with Alkaline Trio's dark thematics, the tour was labeled to have taken place in 200666.

That comment was okay.

To be fair IT'S BEEN one week since they've recommended a CBB episode.

Yeah, I meant it as more of an observation. Pretty bizarre that a Milwaukee-area news source wouldn't think that could be taken as insensitive.

A story about this doc series was published on a Milwaukee-area news outlet's Facebook page with the caption "True crime fans won't want to miss this one!" and people were fucking OUTRAGED about the tastelessness of something being posted about entertainment framed around a murder so close to home. Some real peeved…

Well, "Crazy Plastic Ball Prank!!!" did have some of the best writing of the year.

I am rarely one for engaging in online political debate with anyone, specifically because of my involuntary retching when someone uses Breitbart as a "source".

I teach in a fairly struggling (budget-wise) school for at-risk youth, and I absolutely understand that complaint. Our school lunches are not very good, and it's all due to budget: Most of our students are on free-or-reduced lunch, and the options are quite limited for a school to literally feed an entire student body…

It's still absurd how many people complain about her healthy school food initiatives. "How dare you make my children eat healthy food?!"

David Anthony, based on what you post, I have a very strong feeling that we are the same person. Do you wear flannel shirts, have a receding hairline, and have a few questionable orgcore tattoos?

Dude, I can't begin to express how much joy your username/ profile picture has just given me. So many references I love in one fucking place.

SNL twitter feed: #WhiteComediansMatter

My girlfriend, as we listened to Solo Bolo: "Do they get paid for this?" Ten minutes later. "Good lord, there's too much singing."

"Cut it out!"- Conan the Cesarian.

Tornoto is not a city, but a Tornodo is delicious, diarrhea-inspiring egg-roll variation found at gas stations everwhere.

This is what DJ Bluntz would play at Tom Haverford's funeral.

"…also, I have a really big penis. That helps."

"…Pigs to stop and frisk me when they rollin' round on patrol?
And ask “why you’re here?”
I just tell 'em cause it is what it is
I live here and that’s what it is
He chimed “you got a dime?
I said “Man, I’m tryin' to smoke and chill
Please don’t lock me up in front of my kid
And in front of my wife
Man, I ain’t got a gun or a…