I read "Saigon Suicide Squad" and got so excited for an Amy Poehler vehicle full of stereotypical Asian themes.

This article needs more explosions! More tits!

Well, everyone who has been cyber-bullied are just a bunch of dorky losers who are total lameoids, anyway.

The internet heaves a collective deep sigh of relief.

There's gotta be a joke in here, but I just can't find it.

I did a double-take, laugh, and sigh at the title typo. In that order.

Excited for the comments in beautiful Boston-ese.

The ratio of time people must spend making weird internet pages to the amount they make me guffaw is a weird thing to contemplate.

Guys, she's legit! I swear!

What a pleasant-smelling group. Musk Ox. Mmmmm.

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Eh, maybe it's semantics. This probably will be more fictionalized than anyone's real life story. But just by being famous, sharing your personal story—including your work in AA— means "becoming a face of AA". I remember reading Gary Oldman's wiki page a while ago (it's been changed since) and it said something along…

One of the traditions of AA is anonymity in press and film, so this seems legit.

Hey now. As a fellow Milwaukeean (Milwaukeeite?), I think dude got the shaft with that "Worst Rapper of All Time Fails on Live TV" video. But yeah, kind of a shitty name.

And worst band name of the decade goes to….

File this under "Great Ideas Made Possible Through Modern Technology". Or not.

I Went To Hunger Games Theme Park and All I Got Was Murdered By A Stronger, Better-Looking Teen

This is cool, but I swear to God, if I see one more of those goddamn Chive shirts…

I'm just super bummed this is only the first entry in "Great Moments in Press Photos". I could stare at this for hours.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE since I've listened to that Podcast.