I was doing it multiple times (and in multiple episodes) for comedic effect- just like SNL.

Gillllly!

I keep seeing these ad links on AV Club under articles that say "Whoa! Helen Mirren in 1969!", or something to that effect.

Kathryn Bigelow: Unpatriotic Gigolo

I wish I could just Chipolte-away all this stuff.

"Wait, who's president?! Send me back."

When I was really young (4 or 5), my dad would let me stay up with him and watch this "new Conan guy". I would watch and laugh with my dad and not understand a word, just happy to be a part of it. Oh, the memories.

If only teaching about secret societies was a part of the Language Arts Common Core standards…but alas, we have to teach them grammar, literary analysis, reading comprehension, and useless bullshit like that.

I work at a school and I want you to know that nearly 100% of teenagers think Jay Z and Beyonce are "the King and Queen of the Illuminati".

"I'm gonna live fore-"

I maintain that that crab dance he does in that shitfest of a movie Hitch is the funniest thing he's ever done. That joke is up there though.

His Star Wars premiere bit was one of the funniest things I had ever seen (at least at the time).

I had the same experience with Hot Rod. Absolutely no one there, except for my stoned friends and I, giggling profusely.

I vaguely remember thinking this movie was super inspiring in 7th grade.

I Doughty'll be enough.

Orange you GLAAD I didn't say a homophobic slur?

He needs to bring back Dudes Aplenty.

"Oranges. The New Black."

As a fellow Ass Man, I'd have to agree.

Kenneth Parcell is pumped.