Howard Ends, Ranked

Couture’s FO% for the playoffs to-date over 20 games is only 43.3%, which is near the dead ass bottom of the top 100 faceoff takers this postseason. His regular season stat was a career-low 47.0%.

Crosby cheats but so does every good center. When was the last time you saw Datsyuk, Toews, or Bergeron tossed from a faceoff? This isn’t new and won’t change.

Couture also has gotten worse at faceoffs as he career has moved on and was below 45% going into the SCF this playoffs. So maybe it helps Crosby that he’s up…

Good job, you glorified beer salesman. Your bizarre ranting will surely boost the trade value of James Shields, who is your only (barely) attractive asset that could be moved to rebuild your destitute farm system. I’m sure free agents will be lining up to play for you and your clownshow team.

I’ve been watching his videos for about six months now and never articulated what you nailed: the meditative satisfaction you get from watching them. It isn’t aspirational — I’m certainly not going to go out in the mud and build a hut — but it is somehow soothing to watch this humble guy do his thing with such…

All of these commenters asking how he made the video camera and downplaying how cool this is because he “already has 21st century knowledge” are even worse than highlight truthers. This is a hobby of his that he chooses to share and it’s incredible what he’s able to accomplish - Enjoy it for what it is and stop living…

“I’ll take ‘Things That Surprise Nobody’ for $600, Alex.”

Wait. WAIT. You mean to tell me that there are PLAYOFFS in a country that is decent enough at the sport to routinely make the World Cup Round of 16?!?!

This is only half what sums up Yasiel Puig. While LA fans like myself were (rightfully) tearing out their hair — remember he didn’t advance on a sac bunt the other night in the 17-inning game that helped pushed that game two more hours — he then eventually scored from second on a ball that kicked off Votto’s glove but…

As much as I like Green, one of his most important attributes is the refs allowing him to pull silly (sometimes dirty) shit without being punished. But, no big deal. This isn’t a competition to see who is the best basketball team. It’s entertainment. Get paid, young fellas.

Go to hell.

I thought all warriors fans were “casual” fans. Nobody knew they still had an NBA team four years ago.

The Warriors have been told all season how much more special they are and how their shit doesn’t stink and everyone down to their owner is buying it. Remember this is the team that hired Mark Jackson not to long ago. Now they bring in fucking Doggie Howser, get hot against banged up opposition culminating with a Cavs…

The only thing more flagrant than the foul is Green/Kerr’s convoluted lying about it. Sack up, Warriors, and take the suspension like a man.

Now I understand why Draymond doesn’t like playing Denver. He hates the Nuggets!

“New Zealand is next to Australia. Is that considered Down Under? Dangit, I don’t know. What about how he’s a Kiwi and he got kicked in his wee-wee? Nope. Nothing there. Ooh, how about something about the word ‘beefin’ in the title? No, that’s too obvious. Crap! I’m not good at this!”

Not to mention that wing made for massive draft battles. You get behind a car, even several car lengths behind, you pick up substantial speed, upto 20 mph faster than the guy in front of you and then slingshot right around them. A few records for most lead changes and passes around the track were made on those two…

Good to see small teams like Schmidt and Carpenter handily beating Ganassi and Penske super teams;
Good to see Hinch (who is legitimately one of the nicer, funnier, cooler people in all of racing) get the pole;
Good to see Honda neck and neck with Chevy;
Good to see all the practice crash issues from last year seemingly…

2 cars hit over 240 mph in the speed trap going into turn 1.

The Mayor of Hinchtown has returned unto us! ALL PRAISE!