No you didn’t, STFU. You told that dude, ‘Fuck you, Chief! This hat is from 1995! Look how vintage it is!” Damn hipster pussies...

Since when is a man’s faith a “knock?” Hawt taek: The problem with this country is it’s preference for immorality instead of conservative, positive, loving, religious views, such as those possessed by Derek Carr and the Carr family.

What’s more ridiculous: BG chucking the shoe at the dude’s chops or BG’s pump fake 10 feet behind the arc. You ain’t Steph bro.

Wuts wif da paki wif downs bruv?! Fukkin Corky innit!

Back to Jezebel, you pussy! Who the fuck let you in here?!

Side note: Fuck Eden Hazard. The little twat should be a part of Belgium’s Olympic diving team. The slightest touch and he falls over. Pussy.

O.o

Why the fuck do you let Barca tea bagger & Euro fuck boy Bill Haisley write about the beautiful game when he knows jack shit about it?

He should have zagged.

The Mets have become a bunch of sand-in-vagina red-asses since their run to the World Series last year.

Not shade at all. This was in the Racer article which appeared to be a Mazda press release.

Uhh, you misspelled Woy...

I didn’t watch this race because IndyCar was at Road America but NASCAR needs to do more road racing and with 6 speed transmissions. Maybe I’d actually watch those races.

Hey, fuck you. It was a Giant fan that stabbed and killed a Dodger fan in San Francisco. We only stomped the shit out of a loudmouthed Giant fan and rendered him braindead, but he didn’t die. Asshole.

Briefly dated a girl who went to college in Irvine and we got pulled over for speeding. 43 in a 40. Fucking cop gave her a ticket for 3 mph over the limit.

Fuck that retard on the bike. Got what he deserved. Know what’s worse than Mustang owners? Squids on crotchrockets. Pick your bike up off the ground and go home fuck face.

Rape?! Sweet overreaction, bro.

This is a perfect example of how stupid Klinsmann is. Besler, Birnbaum, Cameron, and Brooks. JK fucking HATES MLS yet there’s Besler and Birnbaum. Omar Gonzalez had a great season for Pachuca but he didn’t make the roster. That fuck face that looked at his keeper after the goal in the video above like ‘bro, you should…

Tell that to Bobby fucking Rahal. You know, as great as Graham has been the last two years, you’d think he’d shut the fuck up and admit they couldn’t get a handle on the setup. But noooo, continue to bitch, Bob.

Little dick syndrome? I can’t say I’ve heard of it, though you seem to be quite familiar with its effects.